"Snappy birthday," reads Birthday Gator Pencil Shaving Greeting Card — the kind of pun that gets a groan and a grin in the same breath, which is really the only correct response to a good pun. Look closer and the joke gets better: that ridge isn't drawn, it's shaved. Somewhere under a small hand-drawn sun, a very toothy gator is on the move — jagged jaws mid-snap, little motion marks trailing behind him like he's genuinely in a hurry to deliver this one. His ridged back is an actual curl of pencil shaving, spiked in green along the top like a proper crocodile crest, because apparently even office supplies can grow scales when the occasion calls for it.
Blank inside, ready for a birthday message of your own, and lovingly made in Great Britain. For the birthday person with a sense of humor, or anyone who's earned a genuinely snappy send-off into another year.
